Terms of service
Do not show up on a pizza night acting ugly or you will be asked to leave. Do not leave mean comments on my blog or social media or they will be deleted. Negative reviews are fine but we are looking for CONSTRUCTIVE feedback.
Enjoy my food, and understand the line between giving fun hot take and being mean. It’s about the people more than anything so don’t be mean to someone else or ruin their time. Capeesh?
Refund Policy
For people claiming that they do not like this pizza, and more specifically, dislike homemade pizza that takes three days to construct and wish to get their money back from an honest community member willing to make an equitable trade, there is hope. I am willing to refund your money. However, there are conditions:
- Step 1: Shoot a video of yourself eating my pizza and roasting its quality
- Step 2: Be specific and say things like, “I hate the way this whole milk mozzarella melts into this fluffy dough, ew gross.”
- Step 3: Email this video to john@thepepperonijohn.com (yup that’s me and I will watch this video personally)
- Step 4: Chill out, maybe go get a delivery pizza to improve your mood, then be on the lookout for your refund.
Payment methods
Credit card / Debit card