RESULTS-DRIVEN CUISINE We believe in serving you through a bespoke experience Pepperoni John began as a formal journey to scientifically understand my own preference as it relates to eating food. Good food, shitty food, ANY food. Through my entire life I’ve done the same exercise over and over. It goes like this: name food, consume … Read more

Hello – do you like things? First things first, you have a preference. It tells you stuff. It is irrational, and there is no right or wrong. Sure, there are certain ‘techniques’ and ‘processes’ that yield different outcomes in cooking, but as far as TASTE goes what you taste is, well, what you taste. Preference … Read more

Hello – do you eat shitty pizza? How are you supposed to know, you ask? Well, we’d like to cover a few of the basics: You don’t eat the crust You douse your pizza in RANCH You move the toppings around cuz the G-league chef didn’t get it right You circumcise the pizza slice (cutting … Read more